Thursday, January 20, 2022

Unreal Estate

The special section in The Times,

Intended for the rich,

Showed real estate available

If homes you’d like to switch.

 

You need a fitness room or pool?

A chamber for the maid?

Six bathrooms and a terrace

Showing Central Park displayed?

 

Imported marble in the baths?

A cellar for your wine?

The latest in technology

And elegant design?

 

I don’t require all that stuff;

There’s nothing I am missin’

Especially compared to those

Without a pot to piss in.

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