Covid Tests (to the tune of "Jingle Bells")

Dashing through the store

As you rummage through the shelves.

Why are there no more?

We need some special elves.

Order them online

But you may wait for weeks.

Though you’re feeling fine right now

These germs are little sneaks! Oh…

 

Covid tests, Covid tests –

Stick ‘em up your nose.

Hope that you are negative

As stress just overflows.

 

Covid tests, Covid tests –

Put your mind at ease.

Then you’ll feel superior

In case you cough or sneeze!