Customer Reviews

I’ve heard reviews on Amazon

Are very often fake.

I read them, though, to help

With some decisions I must make.

 

So first I read the positives

With 4- or 5-star ranks

And then I skim the ones submitted

By a bunch of cranks.

 

Of course, by now, I’m so confused

That nothing makes my cart,

Which proves that I’m an idiot

Or else I’m really smart.