Not a Word

Where’s the tweeting? I have heard,

From POTUS, not a single word.

It’s really quite a lovely change –

My pressure’s in the normal range.

 

Not lies to set my blood to boil;

No barbs from which we must recoil.

No single put-down, not one smirk –

For us, another losing perk.

 

His lackeys, too, have sealed their lips,

Still stuck on sinking battleships.

Their gutlessness prevents congrats

To all the winning democrats.

 

Today is quiet in the news

And whether you sport reds or blues

I’ll bet you’ll find your day complete

Without another ******* tweet.