Every morning, all my life,
I drink a glass of juice.
It helps the pills go down
And it is healthy, you’d deduce.
I drink a glass of juice.
It helps the pills go down
And it is healthy, you’d deduce.
But as I just discovered,
If you did, you would be wrong,
For fruit juice in a healthy diet
Just does not belong.
If you did, you would be wrong,
For fruit juice in a healthy diet
Just does not belong.
It’s filled with sugar, so much so
It’s worse than drinking Coke.
How awful when assumptions
You have had go up in smoke!
It’s worse than drinking Coke.
How awful when assumptions
You have had go up in smoke!
A fruit in its entirety
Is best, the experts said,
So it would be much better
Eating oranges instead.
Is best, the experts said,
So it would be much better
Eating oranges instead.
This knowledge is engaging
But I’ll cling to this excuse –
I’ve survived this long so I will stick,
Each morning, with my juice.
But I’ll cling to this excuse –
I’ve survived this long so I will stick,
Each morning, with my juice.
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