Ted Cruz

I hate to write about Ted Cruz;
He’s creepy and he’s scary.
The GOP (the side he’s on!)
Of him seems very wary.

The folks who know him hate his guts
(His family excluded),
Implying Trump would better serve
(Or that’s what I concluded).

To Grandpa Munster he’s compared;
His grin is slick and smarmy.
I wouldn’t like to see him head
The country or the army.

Though Iowa put Cruz on top,
The rest may still decide
A president should not be made
From pique personified.