The Mets

New York’s in a frenzy –
A World Series with the Mets!
To many sports fans, that’s as good
As baseball ever gets.

But this here gal’s a Yankees fan
And, if the truth be told,
The New York Mets have always left me
Just a little cold.

I hope they win, for New York’s sake,
Though it’s too late to sweep;
But in those extra innings,
I was peacefully asleep.