It’s
nice to win a contest.
I know I, for one, have tried;
But I read about one recently
In which the winner died.
I know I, for one, have tried;
But I read about one recently
In which the winner died.
Some
folks think if something’s risky
That the glory’s more intense,
Which is why they may take chances
When a contest makes no sense…
That the glory’s more intense,
Which is why they may take chances
When a contest makes no sense…
Like
the one on Broward County:
Eating roaches was its goal;
And the winner, thirty-two years old,
Thought he was on a roll.
Eating roaches was its goal;
And the winner, thirty-two years old,
Thought he was on a roll.
He
defeated all contenders
But he got no prize; instead
He collapsed and just like what he ate,
He ended up quite dead.
But he got no prize; instead
He collapsed and just like what he ate,
He ended up quite dead.
There’s
a moral to this story:
Watch out for the things you eat
And determine if it’s worth it
When deciding to compete.
Watch out for the things you eat
And determine if it’s worth it
When deciding to compete.
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