J.P. Morgan

J.P. Morgan liked collecting
And he could afford it.
If some treasure was affecting,
Bam! He up and scored it.

Visit his vast reading room,
With books stacked to the ceiling.
If he read them, I assume
He found them all appealing.

Leather volumes, choice and rare,
And Bibles by the score;
Priceless tomes beyond compare
And still, he wanted more.

I can’t imagine all that wealth,
When nothing’s out of reach.
To choose between such stock and health,
I’d like a dose of each!