Wet

Though umbrellas keep us dry
I’d like to share a little tip –
Be real careful on the subway
‘Cause the wet ones like to drip.

They may create a puddle
On somebody else’s shoes;
Since the subway has some whackos,
You may have a lot to lose.

So when you’ve been in a downpour
And you board a bus or train,
Tightly fold up your umbrella
So nobody will complain.

If you don’t you may discover
Something that you will regret –
That a lunatic who’s dry
Is not as bad as one who’s wet!