Tuesday, June 1, 2021

June

Can it really be June?

How’d it get here so soon?

I’m not ready to belt out

A summertime tune.

 

Days are long enough now

And I just don’t know how

I can fill them with all that

Restrictions allow.

 

Still, most folks won’t agree

Thinking summer will be

Back to how it once was

Living life Covid-free.

 

But my coming-out’s slow

And there’s one thing I know

That before we blink twice,

June will pick up and go.

Monday, May 31, 2021

Cicadas

For 17 long years they stay

In limbo, underground,

But when, at last, they do emerge,

You’ll know that they’re around.

 

Cicadas noisily arrive

And swarm in our surroundings.

We’re powerless to stop them,

With their loud and constant houndings.

 

But there are clever people

Who don’t try to overlook them.

Instead, they figured out some ways

That they can spice and cook them.

 

They fry them up to get some crunch

Or sprinkle them in stews.

For chefs, a free ingredient

Means there’s not much to lose.

 

So gather those cicadas

As they crash; I’ll be impressed.

But if you serve cicada toast,

I will not be your guest!

Sunday, May 30, 2021

The Hungry Caterpillar

He ate one apple, then two pears,

Three plums and, likely, unawares,

Four strawberries, then what came next?

Five oranges, as per the text.

 

Not finished, there was chocolate cake,

An ice cream cone and, no mistake,

A pickle and Swiss cheese, a slice,

Another of salami – nice!

 

A lollipop, some cherry pie,

A sausage and a cupcake; why

Continue? For the story’s sake,

One snack to go ‘fore stomach ache.

 

And that would be, in Carle’s cool tellin’

One fat slice of watermelon.

What would follow would be brief –

Relief, from munching on a leaf.

 

Eric Carle, a kids’ lit thriller,

Wrote The Hungry Caterpillar

More than fifty years ago

And every reader in the know

 

Should feel forever in his debt

For showing us, the best way yet,

That life may take us for a spin

But beauty waits for us within.

Saturday, May 29, 2021

Gardening Exposed

The Real Estate section included a list

Of cities, the best and the worst,

To garden and I wasn’t very surprised

That from coast to coast they were dispersed.

 

But this wasn’t your typical gardening, no,

For the cities that they had reviewed

Were places like Austin, Miami, Seattle –

Where you can mow lawns in the nude.

 

Now, I’m not into gardening, but if I were

I still doubt I would worry enough

About finding a house with a nice patch of land

So that I could plant seeds in the buff!

Friday, May 28, 2021

Who's There For You

When, in your life, a huge event

Occurs, it’s soon quite evident

Who’s there for you and who is not –

You learn what kind of friends you’ve got.

 

For whether surgery or wedding,

Anything that’s got you fretting,

Those who care will show support

And those who don’t will come up short.

 

We all have lives and might forget

From time to time, but I would bet

Your closest buddies will provide

The strength you’re needing by your side.

 

But be prepared, for you may find

When your event slips someone’s mind,

There is no cause to be distraught –

She’s not as close as you once thought.

Thursday, May 27, 2021

Davening in the Corner

On the outpatient floor

Where you fill out the forms,

We joined masked people, distanced,

All following norms.

 

With the paperwork done,

You’d sit down until paged

But the person behind us

Was counter-engaged.

 

See, before he checked in,

His son whispered, “You know,

You can daven real soon –

In that corner you’ll go.”

 

For an Orthodox Jew

Must obey the commands

And to daven, or pray’s

What the Torah demands.

 

So my husband was called

Then the guy who was next,

Who was still in the corner

Reciting his text.

 

After surgery, he

And my husband came out.

Both were fine - one sans prayer,

The other devout.

Wednesday, May 26, 2021

Sneakers

 When I started to jog

Back in ‘75

(When so many of you

Weren’t even alive)


The choices of shoes

You would wear on a run,

For a woman, at least,

Made the shopping no fun.


Just Adidas and Brooks,

And with limited styles,

Were the options to wear

As I chalked up the miles.


Then came Reebok, but still,

All the pickings were slim

So you’d see the same shoes

On the streets or the gym.


But that isn’t the case

Anymore, as you know.

The selection had managed

To crazily grow.


As I sit here and marvel

At sneaker-clad feet,

I will rarely, if ever,

Detect a repeat.