A brand-new pyramid’s been built,
Which might
give us conniptions,
But this one’s
made by just one man
Instead of
the Egyptians.
Unlike the
older version, which
Endorsed a
healthy diet,
This time we’re
pushed to eat red meat,
Though vegans
may not buy it.
Aside from
steak and burgers,
Whole milk
cheese and foods like that,
We’re being
told we should indulge
In saturated
fat.
The Heart
Association thinks
This puts us
on the track
For many
more Americans
To have a
heart attack.
But hey – this
is our country now,
A
topsy-turvy land,
With
lunatics and blowhards
And their
minions in command.
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