Blame the Democrats!

(to the tune of "With a Little Bit O'Luck" from "My Fair Lady)

Oh, step inside and see the Lincoln bathroom.

This marble is a vision to behold.

The government might now be in a shutdown, but

Blame the Democrats, oh yes! Blame the Democrats, oh yes!

Did I mention faucets made of gold?

 

Blame the Democrats (like me)! The Republicans agree

That my White House plans are big and bold.

 

Oh, see the East Wing in a pile of rubble.

A massive ballroom will rise up instead,

Those needing SNAP funds may be having trouble, but

Blame the Democrats, like me, for the Democrats, you see

Are the reason children can’t get fed.

 

Blame the Democrats (like me)! The Republicans agree

Only feed the families voting red!

 

Though I was King of Mar-a-Largo,

The White House needed me to spruce things up.

 

Mt. Rushmore’s waiting for my face’s carving,

Or else my visage should be on a coin.

Planes are delayed and families are starving, but

Blame the Democrats, oh yes! They’re the reason for this mess.

Young Republicans need you to join!

 

Blame the Democrats! It seems even most of the Supremes

Take my side and bow right down to kiss my feet.

Oh, those Democrats, so blue, wonder what they’re gonna do

If three terms will make my life complete?