Tariffs

For your Super Bowl party,

When buying your chips,

Cross off guacamole

As one of your dips.

 

For most avocados

Are farmed way down south

And travel from Mexico

Straight to your mouth.

 

The same will apply to

Tequila and beer,

Since tariffs raise prices,

Or that’s what I hear.

 

So Mexican products,

Canadian, too,

Will get more expensive

For me and for you.

 

Though prices of eggs

Have been causing a shock,

Just wait ‘til folks find

It’s the same with their guac!