Thai Food Near Me

The restaurant we like is far;

We wanted something closer.

To walk an extra mile or so?

My answer would be, “No, sir!”

I went to Google on my phone -

“Thai food” is what I’d enter -

But suddenly, “Thai Food Near Me”

Was listed, front and center.

The place looked good, the menu fine,

Until it tried to steer me

To a restaurant some mikes away;

I found out “Thai Food Near Me”

Is the name of the establishment,

A trick for those not knowing.

A simple check of the address

Confirmed we won’t be going.