Yoga Pants

I bought a pair of yoga pants

Without the slightest urge

To practice yoga, but it wasn’t 

Too much of a splurge.

Reminds me of some other clothes

Designed for active wear.

My ski coat’s never seen the slopes

And I don’t really care.

I walk around in running shoes

And in my baseball cap,

I’ve never hit a long ball

Into any outfield gap.

I even owned some cowboy boots

But never rode a horse

And my husband wouldn’t dare to wear

A “wife beater,” of course!