Vote for Me!

I think I’ll run for president –
It seems to be a thing –
So since I own a lot of hats,
I’ll toss one in the ring.

Most people haven’t heard of me –
I have no claim to fame –
But I have one advantage –
They can all pronounce my name.

Though the field’s already crowded,
I believe this is my time
For what’s missing is a candidate
Whose thoughts come out in rhyme!