Saturday, September 23, 2017

Please Don't Steal the Toilet Paper

At a rest stop on the highway,
In the women's room, a sign 
Saying, "Please don't steal the toilet paper!"
(Exclamation, mine.)

Beneath it, in parentheses,
Was added ("Yes, folks do it")
Although what type of people would,
I couldn't quite intuit.

I guess the ones who litter,
Cut the lines or text and drive;
In other words, a huge percent 
Of people now alive.

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