The Diner

The diner had amazing deals
For us to have for lunch –
But first, a bowl of cole slaw
With some pickles, too, to munch.

Then lots to choose from – sandwiches,
Paninis, salads, platters
Preceded by a bowl of soup
(3 choices, if that matters).

The plates were overflowing and
Our bellies almost hurt
But the special lunch included coffee
And, of course, dessert.

The food we didn’t eat they wrapped,
Like all good diners would.
It really was a super deal - 
But none of it was good!