Personal Space

Tell me why this happens,
‘Cause I would love to know –
I go to see a movie
At an early morning show.

The theater’s mostly empty
So I choose and seat, but whoa!
Soon a couple plops their bodies
Right beside me in my row!

They leave just one seat between us
But annoyance starts to grow
For there’s seating in the hundreds
And this move seems kind of low.

Guess my angry vibe is blatant.
They move one seat over, though
I will never understand this;
But that’s just the way things go.