De-Snowing the Car

Start the engine; hit defrost.
Find your scraper brush.
Swipe the windows first as you
Get rid of all the mush.

Clean the mirrors and the lights;
Don’t forget the roof.
You can get a ticket
With the snow up top as proof.

Get behind the steering wheel;
Hit the gas and move
Back and forth until you’ve made
A likely exit groove.

Shut the engine; lock the doors.
Some peace of mind you’ve bought
Until the snow plows block you in,
Your efforts all for naught.