Be a Guest

Instead of a holiday host, be a guest.
Believe me, it’s so much less taxing.
In lieu of the shopping and cooking and such,
You’ll have plenty of time for relaxing.

You don’t have to make your home sparkle and shine
For no one will come to inspect it
And you needn’t despair if the food isn’t good;
It’s not yours, so let people reject it.

Of course, you’ll contribute some wine or dessert
And will offer to help clear the table
Since the hostess will be so exhausted by then,
She might feel that she isn’t quite able.

There’s only one drawback which needs to be said
‘Cause, despite the great meal and the laughter,
You get to go home to a fridge that reflects
Not one leftover for the day after!