My Thighs

My thighs were always way too fat
Back in my younger days.
It really wasn’t fair at all
Since minis were the craze.

But that was many years ago;
I’ve lost a bit of weight
And all of me is thin enough
So styles cooperate.

Except I never realized
When I thought that life was simpler
That older thighs, despite their size,
Are ugly, loose and dimpler!