Friday, April 4, 2025

Curves

An easy type of quilting 

Is to sew two fabric squares 

Which are pinned and lined up neatly;

Nothing else, for ease, compares.


Once you make the shapes more complex,

Like a triangle or curve,

Things might get a little tricky

And you need a bit more nerve.


I’ve been sewing several years now

And still have a way to go,

For when stitching points or circles,

There’s a lot you have to know.


Curves have always proved a challenge

And frustration is no fun.

Every time I had to sew some,

I would backtrack to square one.


But I’ve lately had a breakthrough, 

Which I hope my brain preserves,

For my latest little project

Has a lot of sneaky curves.


Yet I’m tackling them slowly 

And they’re falling into place.

Something clicked - you know that feeling?

And a smile is on my face.


Now my project, when I finish,

Will be far from error-free,

But if you check out my curves, I think

That you’d be proud of me.



Thursday, April 3, 2025

Birthday

Texts and phone calls,

Gifts and cards,

All conveying

Best regards.

 

Took my walk and

Zoomed my class –

My quilting project’s

Kickin’ ass.

 

Had a candle

Which I blew.

(Instead of cake –

Tiramisu!)

 

Soon a dinner –

Mussels, fries,

I.P.A. and

Lemon pies.

 

First New Orleans –

Golly gee!

What a birthday,

Just for me!

Wednesday, April 2, 2025

In the Swamp

In the swamp the raccoons romp

And gators ply the waters.

Wild boars snuff and strut their stuff

And eat their sons and daughters.

 

Take a ride but stay inside

The boat, both feet and fingers

Or else your zeal provides a meal

(And teeth hurt more than stingers!).

 

On the boat, when gators float,

The captain calls them closer

With marshmallows tossed at little cost

Or meat that’s raw (much grosser!).

 

The gators know this little show

Provides a snack quite tasty,

So use their tail to some avail,

Their movements smooth but hasty.

 

The swamp’s a place I’d hate to face

On any daily basis,

Yet to its beasts it’s never ceased

To be a true oasis.

Tuesday, April 1, 2025

In New Orleans

We try to do some local things

Whenever we’re away,

Although we’re clearly tourists 

On a short and jam-packed stay.


So we signed up for a cooking class

And watched a chef prepare

Gumbo, jambalaya and pralines,

Some Cajun-Creole fare.


It all was most delicious

And Chef Austin was the best.

We left there more than satisfied

And happily impressed.


Not needing any dinner, 

We checked out some local jazz,

Where Tom Hook, a piano player,

Entertained us with pizzazz.


It’s wonderful to have a chance

To try out something new 

As a little break before you’re back

To what you always do.


Monday, March 31, 2025

Rain or Shine

The walking tour said “Rain or Shine;”

We booked it nonetheless,

Although in pouring rain, I won’t 

Be happy, I confess.


The sky looks quite foreboding,

Plus there’s thunder and we heard

On TV, tornado warnings,

Not the weather I’d preferred.


Right now the rain’s still falling,

But it’s lessening a bit.

In my younger days, I’d head on out,

Not caring but a whit.


But my spouse and I both feel the same -

If it’s more than a drizzle,

We’ll catch the tour group later

Or we’ll let the plans just fizzle.

Sunday, March 30, 2025

The World War II Museum

At the World War II Museum,

There were crowds in every hall

And so much to see and read

You couldn’t quite absorb it all.


Yet the visitors, so varied,

Were attentive and polite,

Everybody so intrigued with

Every battle plan and fight.


There were artifacts and movies,

Interviews with those who fought,

Which enhanced the schoolbook knowledge 

That each one of us was taught.


Hours went by until the closing 

And we saw all that we could.

Most Americans won’t get there,

But I think all people should.



Saturday, March 29, 2025

A Film on a Plane

Watching a film on a plane

Is the perfect distraction for me,

For aside from the pleasure I gain,

From anxiety I am set free.


If I’m lucky, the movie is one

That I’ve wanted to see but had missed,

So as soon as the picture’s begun,

It gets crossed off my need-to-see list.


When it’s over and time has flown past,

I won’t think about what lies ahead 

But reflect on the excellent cast 

And director and story instead.



Friday, March 28, 2025

The Onion

Satire is a tricky thing

And won’t appeal to half

Of its potential readers, 

But the other half will laugh.


The Onion is satirical

And I’m, for sure, a fan,

For it pokes fun of politics 

(At least, while it still can).


Like other periodicals,

It focuses on news,

With weddings, deaths and real estate

Attracting many views.


There also is a horoscope

And lots of ads as well,

But none of it is serious,

Which anyone can tell.


It always cracks me up; at times

It makes me laugh out loud,

The humor, though, intended

For a real specific crowd.


I recommend a reading

But I would advise you that

You may not be so enamored 

If you sport a MAGA hat.

Thursday, March 27, 2025

An Eagle and a Goose

As metaphors go, this one is a gem,

A tale of an eagle and goose

Engaged in behavior we cannot condemn;

Their nature allows no excuse.

 

It happened in Canada, witnesses say;

The eagle (a bald one) attacked

And those who observed this amazing display

Were so shocked they could barely react.

 

For the Canada goose, who was feisty and brave,

Fought for twenty long minutes and won,

Since the eagle decided he might as well cave

When he realized that he’d been outdone.

 

The political world must have chuckled a bit

(Well, I’m sure all Canadians did),

Though Republicans, lacking in virtue and wit,

Will, retweeting this story, forbid.

Wednesday, March 26, 2025

Good Fortune

When good fortune rains down

On some family or friend,

We can share in their joy

And best wishes extend.

 

It’s a wonderful thing

To be in on the news

And be able to smile

And to proudly enthuse.

 

For we know they would be

In a similar vein

If good fortune on us would,

Instead of them, rain.

Tuesday, March 25, 2025

Tap!

Picture a room with a mirror-type wall

And two dozen women, with tap shoes on all.

In front is the teacher, who’s showing the moves

As all of the dancers get into their grooves.

 

Listen as taps rat-a-tat on the floor,

Increasing in tempo and hard to ignore.

In back are the newbies or those a bit shy,

All doing their best to keep up and get by.

 

Feel the good spirits, the joy and delight

Of all kinds of women who chose to unite

To indulge in a one hour tap-dancing spree

And if you couldn’t guess, one such tapper was me!

Monday, March 24, 2025

A Day Indoors

I don’t mind a day indoors

When windshield wipers show

That rain is pouring from the sky

To puddle down below.

 

As long as I squeeze in my walk,

Which I did early on,

I’ll find enough to do at home

Until the gloom is gone.

 

Of course, I’ll still ignore those chores

Which really are a pain.

To force me to declutter

It will take much more than rain.

Sunday, March 23, 2025

Codes and Passwords

The combination lock I had

In high school, for the gym,

Would open with a special code;

Though memory’s grown dim…

 

I still remember: 2 – 8 – 2

Turn right, then left, then right,

Those numbers etched into my brain,

Which I can still recite.

 

Those were the only numbers that

I had to memorize

To access something locked away

(My sneakers, I’d surmise).

 

Yet nowadays, we have to learn

Numeric codes, as well

As passwords to protect us

From where hackers hide and dwell.

 

And each one should be different,

With 8 characters or more,

Some upper case, plus numbers

Or some symbols, por favor.

 

It also is expected that

Your brain will, on command,

Be able to cough up those codes

When apps make that demand.

 

Those years in school so long ago

Did not provide a clue

That some day my stuff would not be safe

With simply 2 – 8 – 2.

Saturday, March 22, 2025

At the Apple Store

I couldn’t keep on putting off

An update to my phone;

With apps no longer working,

I was in a retro zone.

 

But when I tried to update

I was rapidly deterred,

For the message I kept getting was

“An error has occurred.”

 

So I made a quick appointment

At the nearest Apple store –

Walking distance, early morning,

Not a real unpleasant chore.

 

Though they didn’t see my name

(Despite my confirmation text),

Since the store was very empty,

I became a happy “Next!”

 

The technician was delightful –

She compared me to her gran,

Who, like me, of any changes

To her phone was not a fan.

 

Up to this point I was smiling

‘Til the update was complete,

Then things fell apart and suddenly

I had to face defeat.

 

For my cellular went haywire

And my phone could only work

Within distance of a WiFi,

Not a universal perk.

 

Which is when they sent in Edward,

Who was helpful, patient, kind

And prevented me from losing

What’s remaining of my mind.

 

Still, of course, I had to upgrade,

Purchasing a brand-new phone

Which, to me, is overwhelming

(Though I’m sure I’m not alone).

 

I won’t bore you with the details,

But I left the store at last,

As I struggle with the future,

Me – a creature of the past.

Friday, March 21, 2025

The Real Feel

We used to hear of “wind chill factors”

From the weatherman,

Which meant that it felt colder out

When windy times began.


So if the temp was 35,

But gusty breezes blew,

The wind chill factor might have made

It feel like 22.


Today that phrase has been replaced 

And here’s the latest deal -

Despite the temperature displayed,

We hear of the “real feel.”


You’d think that would appeal to me,

That catchy little rhyme,

But since I’m change-resistant,

I prefer the prior time


When I took into account the way 

The wind would add its chill,

So I’d know if extra layers

Or a scarf would fit the bill.



Thursday, March 20, 2025

By the Side of the Road

Drive down a highway and look left or right

And I can, for sure, guarantee

By the side of the road, resting there in plain sight

Will be plenty of garbage to see.

 

Plastic bags strewn around or entangled in trees,

Cans and bottles and wrappers and such,

Plus so many containers and papers – oh jeez!

It is more than a little too much.

 

Though it’s rare to see somebody tossing it out

It quite naturally had to be pitched,

So the question is really, what kind of a lout

Can’t just wait for his trash to be ditched?

Wednesday, March 19, 2025

Before the Trees

Before the trees have leaves, their branches,

Brown with bark, but bare,

Sway gently in the breeze, just waiting

For their springtime flair.


In days to come, when buds appear,

Encouraged by the sun

And helped out by some rain, we’ll know

Their dressing has begun.


Then soon enough, in varied hues 

Of deep or lighter green,

Those trees will turn the landscape

Into quite a lovely scene.


Plus, add to that the blossoms

That are hiding ‘til it’s time

To burst forth with all their color -

Now you’ve got a springtime rhyme!




Tuesday, March 18, 2025

Salad

We always ate salad when I was a kid,

With lettuce and carrots and cukes

And also tomatoes and olives at times

But today, that would bring some rebukes.


For the lettuce was iceberg, which I never buy,

Though we didn’t have choices back then

Or perhaps that’s the kind that my mother preferred,

So she bought it again and again.


I now buy arugula, sometimes romaine 

Or a mixture of various kinds

Of colorful lettuces, common today,

Just like spinach, as grocery finds.


I still add tomatoes and carrots and, too,

Things like peppers and sugar snap peas,

But the lettuce will never be iceberg because 

My mother’s not here to appease.


Monday, March 17, 2025

A St. Patrick’s Limerick

A leprechaun who was afraid

To take part in today’s big parade

Found a good place to hide

But once he was inside

Quickly saw the mistake he had made.


For instead of a pub to appease,

With some corned beef and Guinness to please,

It became very plain

He’d be eating lo mein 

Since the place he was in was Chinese.


Still, the waiters went out of their way

To make sure that this unplanned delay 

Was as good as could be

So, along with his tea

Was a cookie to brighten his day.


When he opened the fortune, he read,

“Though you’re Irish, we’re glad you were led 

To try out our cuisine;

Now it’s back to the green

For great riches for you lie ahead!”


Sunday, March 16, 2025

Privileged

When you see a performance

That’s live, on a stage,

If you’re lucky, the show

With your mind will engage.

 

When the dialogue’s snappy,

The scenery great,

With costumes and dancing

And music first-rate…

 

You’ll tell all your friends

To buy tickets real fast,

Before there’s a change

In this prominent cast.

 

Since when there’s a performer

Who brings down the house,

You feel privileged to see her

(And so does your spouse).

 

Just witnessing that

Will remain in your mind

Long after you’ve left

Other viewings behind.

 

So to Audra McDonald,

In “Gypsy” right now,

Your Rose will live on

Well beyond your last bow.

Saturday, March 15, 2025

Marching On

Yesterday was Pi Day;

Today it is the Ides.

Monday is St. Patrick’s Day,

Where Irish pride resides.

 

The rest of March is nondescript

But as the month unspools,

We’re heading toward the date

To celebrate those April fools!

Friday, March 14, 2025

Home Goods

The Home Goods store is packed with stuff 

That no one really needs.

It’s kind of like a garden filled

With bright and cheerful weeds.


You stroll the aisles and start to pluck

Some items from a shelf,

Each one designed to make you buy

A present for yourself.


A fish-shaped plate, a speckled bowl,

Some baskets of bamboo,

Plus pillows, frames and placemats -

All just waiting there for you.


A separate section carries food,

Like chocolates and snacks,

While cards and wrapping paper fill,

With toys, adjoining racks.


Some furniture is worth a look -

A cabinet or chair,

But better snatch it up because 

Next week it won’t be there.


It’s fun to spend an hour 

In this store, without a doubt,

Though guaranteed you’ll leave with things

You sure could do without.



Thursday, March 13, 2025

Changing Conversations

Conversation’s bound to change 

As aging takes its toll,

For when you meet with friends,

Exchanging stories is the goal.


So politics may be discussed

Or movies, books or shows

Or travel or the grandkids;

That’s the way it always goes.


Except that something else now comes

To take up center stage -

The ailments that we deal with

And those battles that we wage:


The brittle bones that lead to falls,

With MRI’s and slings;

The joint replacements, followed by

PT with all that brings.


The medications, bloodwork,

The procedures and the fears

That this is just the start of 

Never-ending “golden” years.


No longer do we talk of

Wilder days of smoke and wine.

I guess that’s what’s expected 

When you go to bed by nine!




Wednesday, March 12, 2025

Not Quite What I Meant

My favorite sheets are cotton;

One set’s yellow, one is blue.

They feel as cool and crisp as they

First did when they were new.

 

They’re covered in fish swimming.

(They are skipjack, I was told,

Or at least what was described online

From where the sheets were sold.)

 

It recently occurred to me

That when I go to sleep,

Although I wish I’d stay that way

And slumber long and deep,

 

I also should be careful for

It sounds like what my wish is

Could be slightly misinterpreted

As sleeping with the fishes!

Tuesday, March 11, 2025

Cruelly Changed

They knock the little buildings down,

Replacing them with towers,

For giant corporations hold

Those taking-over powers.

 

The neighborhood has much less sun

And character and charm,

Plus traffic and more people cause

A reason for alarm.

 

The restaurants and shops we knew

And had for years embraced

Are empty or with unfamiliar

Stores have been replaced.

 

We grow to love the place we live

But when it’s cruelly changed,

It’s natural to start to feel

A little bit estranged.

Monday, March 10, 2025

A Snack Before Dinner

A snack before dinner

Just doesn’t seem right,

For it could diminish

A good appetite.

 

At least that’s the message

My mother would spout,

Which I took to heart when

No more than a sprout.

 

Those adages somehow

Don’t work anymore

Yet still, in my head

They are hard to ignore.

 

When I’m feeling hungry

And mealtime’s not yet

I’ll pop a few olives

So I don’t regret

 

Ignoring advice

That’s been etched into place.

Then at dinner, I won’t feel bad

Stuffing my face!

Sunday, March 9, 2025

Indian Giver

Years ago, in Budapest,

I bought ceramic mugs

As presents for my son and wife;

They thanked me and gave hugs.

 

The pottery was quite unique;

I bought some for myself,

Which sits there in my kitchen

On a front-and-center shelf.

 

I couldn’t carry too much home

But always did regret

I didn’t buy myself a mug

(Or two, to make a set).

 

Yet since that time, my son has bought

Ceramics of his own.

His coffee cup collection

Has considerably grown.

 

The gift mugs are no longer used;

They’re stored way out of sight.

I knew if they were on display,

They’d bring me great delight.

 

Could I possibly reclaim them?

It’s a practice that’s taboo

(Which I’m well-aware my title,

Very not P.C., is, too).

 

But my son was very gracious –

Wrapped them so they wouldn’t break

And they’re hanging in my kitchen now,

Correcting my mistake.

 

I won’t do this again

Though I am glad I had the nerve

To speak up, for these two mugs

Bring out my smiles on reserve.

Saturday, March 8, 2025

Stretched in Two

Sometimes you get stretched in two

And, though you do what you must do,

You know there might be someone who

You’ve made a bit depressed.

 

Your reasons might be clear to you

But possible to misconstrue,

For everybody’s point of view

Won’t always be expressed.

 

And even if you had a clue

And agonized and thought it through,

You had to go with what you knew

Would pass the right-thing test.

 

So afterwards, a quick review

Might all your worried thoughts subdue,

For other chances will debut

To put your mind at rest.

Friday, March 7, 2025

Feathers and Foam

(to the tune of “Home on the Range”)


Oh, give me a poem filled with feathers and foam

From a couch that remains on display,

Where, although it was new, it had feathers that flew 

And that shouldn’t have happened that way.


Foam, foam made the change 

From the pillows where feathers flew free

To a place you can sit for much more than a bit

Without fluff on your tush or your knee.


Oh, how often we try when a purchase we buy

To make sure that it’s just what we need,

But we never can tell from the places that sell

If our comfort will be guaranteed.


Foam, foam made the change

From the pillows where feathers flew free

To a place to relax, good for butts and for backs

And I’m sure the poor goose would agree.




Thursday, March 6, 2025

Embroidery Thread

Embroidery thread comes in hundreds of hues

And searching the shelves it’s not easy to choose.

One purple’s too dark but the next one’s too light;

It’s hard to find one that is perfectly right.


Yet buying some extras just makes lots of sense

Since the thread isn’t close to a major expense;

So when I get some fabric to work on a quilt, 

I purchase a bunch of new threads with no guilt.


Today my collection increased by a few,

Including a bold and bright turquoise-type blue.

I know that wherever my project has led,

I’ll never get stuck, hanging there by a thread.


Wednesday, March 5, 2025

Slap-Dash

I’m a slap-dash person;

That is just the way I roll,

For when I start a project,

Ending quickly is my goal.

 

I rarely measure things; instead

I look and take a guess,

So underneath each picture hung,

The wall’s a hole-filled mess.

 

Today I fixed a cabinet

Which needed to be spruced.

I’d ordered paint and liners

For the shelves to give a boost.

 

I emptied all the contents,

Wiped things down and dipped the brush.

I didn’t sand, just slapped that paint

Like always, in a rush.

 

I waited half an hour,

‘Til the cabinet felt dry,

Then lined the shelves, replaced the food

And I’m not gonna lie…

 

It’s far from perfect, but it’s clean

And though it’s not quite new,

To assemble one fresh from a box

I really hate to do.

 

So in my slap-dash fashion

I’ve fulfilled my latest task.

If you wonder if I’m feeling proud,

You shouldn’t have to ask.