At Wimbledon, you must wear white
To
play upon the courts
And
that includes your sneakers, visors,
T-shirts,
socks and shorts.
The
colour police do not allow
Off-white,
ecru or cream
And
sneaker soles and laces
Should
be white enough to gleam.
A
single trim of colour
May
adorn your neck or cuff,
No
wider than one centimetre,
Which
should be enough.
These
rules apply to underwear
As
well, and all obey.
How
shocking it would be
If
some black lace were on display!
In
other tennis venues
Players’
fashions may beguile
But
at Wimbledon, these regulations
Cramp
some people’s style.