InTERMINALable

Waiting at the terminal
Three hours for a flight
'Cause the pilot's somewhere else -
That simply isn't right.

Passengers, impatient, wait;
There's nothing they can do.
Representatives don't seem
To really have a clue.

We are here and so's the plane.
The weather's looking clear.
All the flight crew, minus one,
Is set to get in gear.

Yet we cannot make a move -
The co-pilot is missing.
I'm surprised the ticket holders
Aren't up and hissing.

People sit there quietly -
Tired, cranky, bored,
Wishing that a private jet
Is what they could afford.

There's one consolation, though,
As irony rings true,
For all my fellow customers
Are feeling so Jet BLUE!